[ Oh, buddy, you don't know the half of it when it comes to this lying bullshit. ]
He just never fucking listens to me! And I'm -- look, I'm really trying here. I'm trying to look out for him. I want what's best for the kid, but he won't fucking admit that Han's not it!
[ Hank takes a long swig of his glass. Keep it coming, Hale. ]
That's exactly fucking it! Obviously it's gonna be the end of the world for him! Obviously! He barely knows how to have feelings, of course his first rejection's gonna feel like he fucking swallowed glass!
[ Why!! Are they!! Both!! So!! Stupid!! ]
Han's a goddamn adult, he should fucking know better! This stupid fucking crush is just gonna blow up for both of them! And who's gonna be left picking up the pieces when that happens? Me.
[ He huffs. Already finishing this glass. Yeah, wow, okay maybe not he'll actually take a break. ]
Fuck, Hale, I never thought I'd say this, but you are 100% goddamn right. Their whole thing is fucked, front to back and start to fucking finish.
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He just never fucking listens to me! And I'm -- look, I'm really trying here. I'm trying to look out for him. I want what's best for the kid, but he won't fucking admit that Han's not it!
[ Hank takes a long swig of his glass. Keep it coming, Hale. ]
That's exactly fucking it! Obviously it's gonna be the end of the world for him! Obviously! He barely knows how to have feelings, of course his first rejection's gonna feel like he fucking swallowed glass!
[ Why!! Are they!! Both!! So!! Stupid!! ]
Han's a goddamn adult, he should fucking know better! This stupid fucking crush is just gonna blow up for both of them! And who's gonna be left picking up the pieces when that happens? Me.
[ He huffs. Already finishing this glass. Yeah, wow, okay maybe not he'll actually take a break. ]
Fuck, Hale, I never thought I'd say this, but you are 100% goddamn right. Their whole thing is fucked, front to back and start to fucking finish.