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[Compared to the other two, Oswald is much more difficult to get time with. He only appears on school grounds on Tuesdays and Sundays.

Nonetheless if you're determined... he can be found. Most of that time is spent hovering around the Faculty Office. It's almost like the Entrance Exam made him anxious of just walking around freely or something...]

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todd you're the world's worst AA sponsor

[donotlick]

Heya Toddswald. It's Wednesday, day 1 of being clean.

[ He sure doesn't sound happy, but here he is, calling in. ]

I slept like shit, and my head's been hurting nonstop. How's your goddamn Wednesday?

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Why hello Mr. Anderson.

My day was spent chasing a phantom and trying to find a competent doctor for the school.

I assure you we both had similarly pleasant days.

...nonetheless I am happy to hear of your progress.

[donotlick]

[ Hank mouths something like "fuck you too" but hopefully Hale won't hear that, now will he? ]

Damn, you been open how long and you don't have a doctor? That's some fucking oversight.

Your phantom pal wouldn't happen to be the asshole that texted me, would it? Lemme know if you find them, I wanna give em a piece of my mind.

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This is the first time we've had any issues. Unfortunately, the lot of us have always been healthy.

...there are doctors in the Administration, however, none of them seem to have a clue what's happened to you all. So I have to keep searching for someone who can do the job.

[...]

Although I'm not normally one to give reports on my actions-- in this case I can make a small exception. If I find the person that texted you, I will let you know.

[donotlick]

You know, I get that you're all probably young and stupid, but not having a doctor in a school is like building a house by the river and forgetting your damn flood insurance. "Oh, yeah, this looks fine, there's no way we'll get enough rain for this shit to be a problem!"

[ As you know, he is quite irritable at the moment. ]

Come on, man. Can't whoever invented the... thing you guys use to make the profiles and bring us here to, I dunno, check us for brain damage or something?

Well, thanks, pal. I'd love to hear it when you find 'em. Or if you find 'em, I guess. That message they sent me was pretty telling, if I had to guess, they won't make another big move until somebody else breaks the rules or they wanna get people's attention.

[ He is a detective, after all. He actually knows how creepy killers tend to operate. ]

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The Headmaster is a scientist— but not someone you would want probing your brain, though he may like to.

Nonetheless I will have someone brought in as soon as I’m able.

[He knows Hank’s capabilities which is why he feels inclined to say—]

...please do not try to tempt them. If they have such an interest in toying with me, then let me be the bait that brings them back.

[donotlick]

Great, so there's creepier people above you. Your whole organization sounds pretty fucked up, you know that?

[ I mean, obviously. They kidnap people. ]

Trust me, I'm not looking to die. I made a promise that I intend to keep, so you're stuck with me, Toddswald.

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I can't say I'm disappointed.

You make for a surprisingly pleasant conversation partner.

[donotlick]

Damn, don't think I've ever heard that one. You got some shit tastes, pal.

[ Thanks, he hates it!!!! ]

[adminus]

Well I think you should consider the person you're conversing with.

I thought that much was decided.

[donotlick]

[ Hank laughs. This is awful!! Why is Hale making him laugh! ]

Shit, no wonder you're middle management. You're damn good at this.