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[Compared to the other two, Oswald is much more difficult to get time with. He only appears on school grounds on Tuesdays and Sundays.

Nonetheless if you're determined... he can be found. Most of that time is spent hovering around the Faculty Office. It's almost like the Entrance Exam made him anxious of just walking around freely or something...]

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hi hi toddswald it's your pal hank

[donotlick]

Day 2, buddy old pal. Aspirin's a bitch and it ain't helping!

My head's a fucking vice. I'm shaking and sweating worse than a whore in church. I can't sleep, but I'm always tired and I'm hey, you know what, it's probably good that I'm talking to you because then I can at least take my fucking frustration out on you.

[ He sounds so, so unhappy. ]

By the way, are you an alcoholic or what? How come you didn't kill me? Still doesn't make any damn sense.

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Hello, good friend.

[God. He loves you Hank. You're the best. He can actually laugh about this shit and for a moment push his work aside.]

Well it's a good thing I'm here then.

[And he's willing to listen to it all. Take it out on him all you like.]

As for your question-- I've tried to drown myself in that fashion before a time or two. But I prefer to have my wits about me. You might be surprised to know this but I tend to have control issues.

[donotlick]

Oh, fuck off, friend.

[ oh my god, stop??? this seems rude??? don't. don't be like this. ]

Wooaaah, you? Control issues? Shit, I never would've fucking guessed!!

[ He could not be more sarcastic if he tried. And he's not gonna thank you, that's for sure. ]

So you got clean and now you're forcing it on me? Newsflash asshole -- going for something slow would've been a whole lot better than making me quit like this!

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I've never had that problem. Like I said. Once or twice. And they were not the kind of times I had hoped to live through.

In truth, I hate the taste.

And as I recall, this wouldn't be an issue if you hadn't hit my subordinate.

[donotlick]

Lucky you, asshole.

[ He grumbles. Sure, okay. ]

Me and him worked that out. We talked like adults and I told him I was gonna have Connor deal with it!

[ The alcoholism, he means. ]

Believe it or not, I know I shouldn't have done that shit. And you don't have to fucking torture me to get me to admit I have a problem.