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Oswald Hale ([personal profile] adminus) wrote2018-08-08 02:04 pm
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Office Hours

[Compared to the other two, Oswald is much more difficult to get time with. He only appears on school grounds on Tuesdays and Sundays.

Nonetheless if you're determined... he can be found. Most of that time is spent hovering around the Faculty Office. It's almost like the Entrance Exam made him anxious of just walking around freely or something...
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ They both live some fucked up lives, man. This shit was bound to happen eventually. ]

Cool. Thanks.

[ Indeed, he makes his way to the elevator and shows up at Hale's. He looks like shit, but you know what, he's looked like shit all week, so... maybe he looks a little less like shit than he did on Friday. But it's still a pretty close thing. ]

Let's see that booze, pal.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank takes one look at Hale and decides he really doesn't want to ask. Look, they're kinda friends, but he has 0 room on his docket for Hale's problems tbh. Nope. ]

Shit, I'll drink to that.

[ Hank sits down and downs most of his glass in one go. ]

Fuck, that hits the spot.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sometimes friends just let friends have their own shitty problems and don't bring it up. It's Fine. ]

Yeah, it beats doing it alone, that's for sure.

[ Hank sighs. ]

Guess that's the one thing Connor could never do with me. Drink.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank gives Hale a good look. What he's saying is very true. Hank goes to Connor for almost everything.

Almost.

There's some things he just can't bring to him. Things like... well. Hank takes another drink, finishing off his glass.
]

You know Han and him are fucking, right?

[ Way to change the subject, Hank. ]
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank grumbles, gesturing for a refill. ]

I tried fucking telling Connor that it was a bad idea and that he should dump him, but the kid is too fucking stubborn. He... he likes Han. Even though Han acts like he doesn't know the first thing about him.

[ There's jealousy, ugly and bitter in Hank's voice. Hey, at least they're both bitter old men. ]

It just fucks me the fuck up knowing that prick gets to be with him just because he's the first pretty face that treated him nice in this stupid shithole.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ MmmmHmmmmm two bitter dudes drinking bitterly, with bitter expressions. ]

Fucking right? I can't believe this shit! Like, I get it! Connor's new to this whole emotion thing. He doesn't know any fucking better!

But you'd think Han would take like, five fucking minutes to ask himself, 'Is Connor really interested in me? Or is he just with me because I'm the first damn guy to make googly eyes at him?'

Do you know what Connor said to me when I asked him what about Han he actually liked

[ He takes another looong drink. ]

Having sex. And flirting with him. Those two things! Not his personality, or I dunno, his fucking smile! NOPE. Just fucking macking on him and fucking him! For fuck's sake!
Edited 2018-09-03 06:42 (UTC)
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank nods, finishing off his second glass already, Oops. Man, Hale hasn't said a single thing that's bullshit all night. They really must be becoming friends. ]

I've literally fucking pointed it out to him and he won't! Fucking! Listen!

I'm not even -- like, fuck, I'm not being nice to Connor so he'll fuck me! That's not it at all! But when he's more emotionally available to me than his damn boyfriend, shouldn't that fucking mean he needs to fucking get another boyfriend!?

[ If only they'd kept using one another. If only. ]

Connor literally started sleeping with Han to get information out of him! Then he felt guilty about it, and instead of fucking stopping like I fucking told him, he went and made it fucking worse! Connor doesn't know what a relationship is even supposed to be! Han should fucking know better!

If you're gonna date a virgin who's literally three months old, you could at least stop shutting the guy out and fucking, I dunno! Talk to the bastard! Instead I have to find Connor fucking crying because Han can't fucking say what he fucking means! Connor's a goddamn fucking android! He needs clear instructions, he's not some human who's gonna fucking "get it" eventually!
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, buddy, you don't know the half of it when it comes to this lying bullshit. ]

He just never fucking listens to me! And I'm -- look, I'm really trying here. I'm trying to look out for him. I want what's best for the kid, but he won't fucking admit that Han's not it!

[ Hank takes a long swig of his glass. Keep it coming, Hale. ]

That's exactly fucking it! Obviously it's gonna be the end of the world for him! Obviously! He barely knows how to have feelings, of course his first rejection's gonna feel like he fucking swallowed glass!

[ Why!! Are they!! Both!! So!! Stupid!! ]

Han's a goddamn adult, he should fucking know better! This stupid fucking crush is just gonna blow up for both of them! And who's gonna be left picking up the pieces when that happens? Me.

[ He huffs. Already finishing this glass. Yeah, wow, okay maybe not he'll actually take a break. ]

Fuck, Hale, I never thought I'd say this, but you are 100% goddamn right. Their whole thing is fucked, front to back and start to fucking finish.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-03 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
God, fucking tell me about it, right?

[ Hank sets his glass down, peering at Hale from across the way. He crosses his arms, too. Look, he can't deny Hale's... an attractive dude. That's like. A given.

And Hank knows he's got a super deep voice that some dudes find pretty attractive, so. I mean, the alcohol definitely helps. And the compliments. Hank's real starved for those.
]

You're gonna make me blush, talking like that, Hale.

[ He smirks. I mean, realistically, no one's told him he has potential in years. That's just a fact. He sighs. He shouldn't let himself get carried away here. (But then, he is pretty drunk.) ]

I just wish I didn't feel like such a shitbag for being fucking pissed like this. But goddammit, don't I deserve something nice, too?
Edited 2018-09-03 08:24 (UTC)
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank smirks. Trust me, buddy, he is much stronger than he looks. He shoots Hale a look. Is Hale seriously hitting on him? How long's it been since anyone actually did that?

It feels nice.
]

Please. I ain't exactly the blushing type.

[ Hank waves his hand dismissively. He's definitely blushing. But he's also drunk? So maybe it's just the alcohol. Though it takes a lot more than this to get him to totally lose all sense.

So I guess this is something he's doing consciously. Maybe... Maybe he's just lonely. And he knows Connor's fucking Han basically nonstop, so why the fuck should the android be the only one to get some?
]

Yeah, you know what that's like, don't you?

[ Pining for somebody you couldn't have -- he doesn't have to ask Hale to know the dude's crushing on Han. Guess they have more in common than they thought. ]

Maybe I just need to let off some steam. You happen to be willing to help me with that?
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
You and me both.

[ Hank laughs, something loud and self-deprecating. They're really doing this, huh? I guess that's one way to get him to put his drink down. ]

Alright. Guess it's time for me to show you a thing or two.

[ He steps around the table and just sits down on the edge of his desk. Sorry, I hope you didn't have anything important on there. ]

Bring it here.
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[personal profile] donotlick 2018-09-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hank smirks. Well, Hale does know how to stroke a man's ego. ]

Not against sharing some of my knowledge with a guy like you.

[ He drags his rough hands up to Hale's shoulders, pulling him closer. You know, Hale's pretty hot. Hank could do way worse. ]

How about you, pal? You like showin' off that power of yours, or do you want me to put you in your place?

[ Uh, yeah, I guess he's asking if you want him to dom you, Hale??? ]

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